Buy German Beer
Face it, you're alone, your girlfriend's not around... and you need beer!
Not beer from just anywhere 'though, it has to be good stuff, "the real deal" (oh, and cheap).
So what can you do?!
Well, you can get yourself to Tesco, that's what. And if, perchance, you're too lazy to drive there then be assured that the friendly folks at this well-known store have it all worked out for you.
In fact, all you need to do is just click on their site link and you can be instantly transported in to a brave new world of German Beer drinking pleasures!.. and here's that link.